Fitness Freak

(4.15) 8600 Ratings

Imperial Stout with Coffee, Vanilla & Maple Syrup Added - 14% ABV

I Think It's Working!

The German House tunes blare. Magnus Ver Magnusson trades in the stationary bike for a super set with the Captains of Crush. Like a millennial taking orders from their Yogi/barista, the machine bends to his will. "Brass, Steel, and Honor," is repeated time and again as he makes his gains.

Bulkin' up for the showdown has never been easier. We combed the Andies in search of the most exotic health options to help you get the beef. Vanilla from the lowlands, coffee from on high, and maple syrup (that we overnighted ourselves from Vermont) all help to tip the scales in your favor.

Stay yoked player.