Belgian Imperial Stout - 8.3% ABV, 43.6 IBU.
Slap it up on the bar, bud! Smooth low tones of rich chocolate set the groove while staccato-speed punches of banana and coconut mark the beat. Cacao nibs and Belgian yeast walk down the palate and deliver you straight to the hook. To fail to drink this is to be a victim; a victim of your choice. Maybe partying will help.