Who'd Like To Hold My Clipboard?

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Double IPA with Fruit Purée, Tahitian Vanilla & Milk Sugar Added - 9% ABV

You'll make a fine little helper. What's your name?

Equipped with the right amount of fruit to make women sterile and twice your daily dosage of milk sugar and vanilla, this decadent Frappe DIPA hoists enough heft to freeze the left half of your brain. Hopped past the stop sign w/ El Dorado and Mosaic, this stuff is better than that monster eggnog our brother makes with lighter fluid. And we'd know. We've been going to this high school for 7 and a half years now...

..we're no dummies.